Science and Religion

              Atheism is the "belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs." This makes sense.

              Christianity is the "belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own Father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree." This also makes perfect sense.

              Atheism can also mean that you believe in the Devil and Christianity means that you believe in God. I believe in God. I go to church sometimes but most of the time I am really busy with all of my leadership stuff and school. I am not baptized yet but I will be soon hopefully. The scary thing of not being baptized is that you could be harmed by evil forces like you can get possessed. That is the thing I worry about. Anyways, that is the difference between science and religion.

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